Jobs That I Want

There are some jobs that any good society should have. Here is one that I would like to hold:

Starer:

I would like to have a job as a starer. A starer's job is to go to coffee shops and look at people intently (but not inappropriately). The job includes sitting on park benches, in front of computers, and in museums.

Necessary skills to be good starer:

1. ability to sit or stand still for extended durations;
2. no shame in your game;
3. flexible neck;
4. interest in tennis, chess, or the oddities of human beings.